How to eat a can of tuna

Requirements:

  • A few ounces of leftover pasta (there’s absolutely no point cooking new pasta for this)
  • A generous handful or scant double handful of fresh tomatoes—I like halved cherries, but chopped works too.
  • A glug each of olive oil and balsamic vinegar.
  • Salt & pepper.

Optional but strongly recommended: Anything in the savory/salty/tangy spectrum. Capers, olives, salami, &c.

Flake the tuna in a bowl. Put the pasta on top, heated if you want. Throw the tomatoes and any peripherals in a medium-hot pan with the oil and vinegar; cook until the tomatoes start to fall apart. Pour it over the tuna and pasta; mix and eat.

As to why you’d want to eat a can of tuna, that’s between you and God.


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